Don't you feel dirty for having clicked the bunny? You should, you nasty. But, as I'm a fan of rewarding negative behavior, I'll share a story with you. It's got a meaningful moral at the end and everything, so you'll want to share it with your whole family. Now, it's kinda dirty, but since we've already agreed that you're dirty for having clicked the bunny in the first place, we should be OK.

On a farm lived a horse and a bunny rabbit that were the best of friends. They did everything together. One day the horse suggested that they go play in a big field next to the farm. While they were playing, the horse slipped and became trapped in a mud puddle.

"Help!" the horse yelled to his friend. "Get me out of here!!"

The bunny yelled back, "But I'm too small and weak to get you out!! I'll run back and get the farmer to help."

So the bunny ran back to the farmer's house, but couldn't find him anywhere. He grabbed some rope and hopped into the farmer's Mercedes (he being a subsidized farmer, of course) and drove over to the field where his friend was trapped.

"Grab the rope!" The bunny yelled as he tossed the rope to his friend.

The horse grabbed the rope with his teeth, the bunny tied the other end to the bumper of the Mercedes, and gently pulled his friend to safety.

A couple of months later the two friends decide to play in the same field again, and lo and behold, the bunny rabbit slips and gets stuck in a smaller mud puddle.

"Quick!" cried the bunny. "Run back to the farm and get the Mercedes!"

"But I'm too big to fit in the Mercedes!" said the horse in dismay.

Then the horse had an idea. He straddled the mud puddle and told the bunny, "Grab onto my dick and I'll pull you to safety!"

"But what if someone sees me?" protested the bunny to his friend.

"There's nobody around for miles," the horse said. "No one will ever know."

So the bunny reached up and grabbed his friend's dick, who promptly dragged him from the mud to safety.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
IF YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A HORSE, YOU DON'T NEED A MERCEDES.

OK, now go on, get outta here.