Ooey Gooey Crunchy Gutter Snacks provides a guided tour through the bowels of my mind. And just so you know, it may get ugly ... depending upon your vision of what's ugly. Either way, I hope you enjoy it, and I'd be happy to accept, digest, publish and comment on any submissions you'd like to provide. (Just make sure to give me permission to publish them if you want.)
Ooey Gooey Crunchy Gutter Snacks is arranged as a kind of webzine, with periodic installments, modifications and enhancements. It will be updated as often as I have time (unfortunately). Now, here's what I'd recommend to you, my friend, to maximize your enjoyment of this site:
- 1) Read the issues sequentially, because they kind of build on each other.
- 2) Consume copious amounts of the mind-altering substance of your choice, 'cause you'll laugh more.
- 3) Don't expect any porn (but feel free to send some my way).
Remember, this web site is like the underbelly of a soft, domesticated animal. You can pet it, but you never know when it'll haul off and scratch your ass. So don't come crying to me ... because you've been warned.
Now go out there and enjoy your Ooey Gooey Crunchy Gutter Snacks ... they're gutterlicious!
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