Ooey Gooey Crunchy What?!

Ooey Gooey Crunchy Gutter Snacks is a unique web site in that it provides a guided tour through the bowels of my mind. And just so you know, it may get ugly ... depending upon your vision of what's ugly. Either way, I hope you enjoy it, and I'd be happy to accept, digest, publish and comment on any submissions you'd like to provide.

Ooey Gooey Crunchy Gutter Snacks is arranged as a kind of webzine, with periodic installments, modifications and enhancements. It will change fairly regularly, and I will be adding more and more graphics as time goes on.

OK, now, pretend I'm your caddy, and you're standing on the tee of a Par 5 dogleg left with bunkers on both sides, water down the middle, and a stiff breeze over your right shoulder. Here's what I'd recommend to you, my friend, to maximize your enjoyment of this site:

1) Read the issues sequentially, because they kind of build on each other.

2) Consume copious amounts of the mind-altering substance of your choice, 'cause you'll laugh more.

3) Use a 5 wood, fade it a little, and lay it up before the water.

Remember, this web site is like the underbelly of a soft, domesticated animal. You can pet it, but you never know when it'll haul off and scratch your ass. So don't come crying to me ... because you've been warned.

Enjoy your Ooey Gooey Crunchy Gutter Snacks ... they're gutterlicious!

And now, back to the Show!